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Just drove to the middle of nowhere in Wales. Furthest I’ve drove yet!

Just drove to the middle of nowhere in Wales. Furthest I’ve drove yet!

heyeverythingfuckyou:

Andrew Jackson Jihad - I Am So Mad At You

"And I just can’t shake the feeling that I’ll be alone forever
please tell me that’s not the case

So I will go look for things I find important
and qualities that are unique
and traits I find attractive in other people”

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“Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.”

(via eliaes)

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seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

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condom:

I’m Greek my toes are so weird

primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

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kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

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