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copperbadge:

avatardedpotterhead:

girldwarf:

amarisea:

on his shell he holds the earth

then he shrugged

Thats a fucking Lion Turtle

THE TURTLE MOVES!

I’ve lost that lust for life

I once possessed when there were fewer years and mass upon my shoulders

I’ve lost that need to thrive

That compulsion to feel, to create, to discover

Somebody please

Call in the coroner

Just because I’m moving doesn’t mean I’m not a corpse

Posted 12 hours ago With 93 notes

“Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you”

30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

Posted 12 hours ago With 34,077 notes

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

skelezor:

lesmiserablesislife:

WHAT HAPPENED IN 2006

the first wave must have been unsuccessful

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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prettyskeletons:

Human skull showing different methods of trephination. 1871-1930. 

hreny:

Pam & Rebecca